Rejection Like White Elephants
Last week was about rejection. This week is going to be about stuffing myself with things that make me feel good! Some of these things will be food. Ew. I mean, all of these things will be food. I’m not going to go on some sort of stuffing-other-things into myself rampage. What I’m trying to say is, this blog is gonna get real food-centric for a minute. Remember when this blog was about edibles? I don’t really. I pretty much created this thing so that I could make fun of people who take food too seriously. And then I quit cooking, because, ugh!, it’s just so much work! So much time! So much calories! But you know what? I say fugg you to calories, to work, to time: I’m making pot roast! Matter of fact, I already made pot roast. And I took pictures. So there’s a good chance that if you’re a faithful reader of this blog (hi, Mom!) that you will see pictures of this pot roast. Other things I’m doing: making dinner with Steph and Becky tonight. Jord will be there too, but probably acting more like a deejay and alcoholist than cook. Will there be dancing? You’ll just have to ask me tomorrow. (There won’t be dancing.)

(there might be dancing).
YES