the IDIOT QUEST TASTE EXPLOSION

Wired reports that airport scanners actually can make you famous on the Internet, because they take pictures of your nekkidness through your clothes, and are capable of storing and transferring these highly valuable images. I am a fan of transparency and openness in society, and see this as a landmark move to increase said transparency. Also, I’ve learned that blue aliens, such as the one pictured above, will likely always be carrying guns just above their backsides, and possibly have some sort of unidentifiable explosive device near their nethers. Also Also, what a voluptuous woman! Pretty sure that this scan is NSFW.

Does anyone else secretly hope that these little machinies actually do store and transmit images? COY CELEBRITIES BETTER WATCH OUT. Airport scanner porn will probably be a billion-dollar industry in just a few months.

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